I have a new girlfriend, and she seems to have an affinity for pet names. Me, I’m not so good at them, but at least I try hard.
She says it’s an adorable part of my geeky charm. I can live with that.
Her: Hey honey bun! How are you?
Me: Look at you… honey bunches of oats!
Her: Could you do me a favor, love muffin?
Me: Sure thing, my little… um… sex bagel.
Her: Good morning, love bug.
Me: Good morning my… um… lusty tentacle…