About the Author…

I have a set of blurbs I use for “about me” sections of websites, including this one, depending on how many characters I’m allowed.

Avatars

Full-length

Includes Microformats2 and Schema.org microdata.

Where: RyanParman.com, Goodreads

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of and , patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at , and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

Full-length, no microdata

Where: Flickr, Quora

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, Flailing Wildly, is where he writes about ideas longer than 280 characters. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

Full-length, no HTML

Where: LinkedIn, Vimeo

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, Flailing Wildly, is where he writes about ideas longer than 280 characters. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

300 characters

Where: Bandcamp, Kickstarter, Letterboxd

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer. He created SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service, and is the godfather of Serverless. His blog is where he writes about ideas longer than 280 chars. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

250 characters

Where: Unsplash

Experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer. Created SimplePie & AWS SDK for PHP, patented MFA-as-a-service, and is the godfather of Serverless. His blog is where he writes about ideas longer than 280 chars. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

200 characters

Where: Keybase, Hacker News, Last.fm

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer. Created SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP. Patented MFA-as-a-service. The godfather of Serverless. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

160 characters

Where: Angel.co, Foursquare, GitHub, Medium, Pinterest, Twitter, Vimeo

Experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer. Created SimplePie, AWS SDK for PHP, MFA-aaS. Godfather of Serverless. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

140 characters

Where: HackerOne, Instagram

Experienced DevSecOps engineer. Created SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP. Godfather of Serverless. Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

Headlines/45 characters

Where: Feedly

Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.

Markdown

Where: StackOverflow, Micro.blog

**Ryan Parman** is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of [SimplePie](http://j.mp/AFi4) and [AWS SDK for PHP](https://amzn.to/2Lb0kYq), patented [multifactor-authentication-as-a-service](https://j.mp/2vWTJfu) at [WePay](https://j.mp/1mEXMA2), and came up with the idea of “[serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud](https://amzn.to/1zn5C7Z)” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, [Flailing Wildly](https://j.mp/2MqAOE5), is where he writes about ideas longer than [280 characters](https://j.mp/2MoT7sZ). Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.