I have a new girlfriend, and she seems to have an affinity for pet names. Me, I’m not so good at them, but at least I try hard. She says it’s an adorable part of my geeky charm. I can live with that. Cereal Her: Hey honey bun! How are you? Me: Look at you… honey bunches of oats! Breakfast pastries Her: Could you do me a favor, love muffin? Me: Sure thing, my little… um… sex bagel.