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Making Peace with MILFs?

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I was just checking out Yahoo! Asia: Phillipines Edition (don’t ask me why), and I came across a poll that asks the following question:

Q. Is it possible to make peace with the MILF?

  1. Yes, everyone wants peace and is working toward it.
  2. No, the MILF’s demands can never be met.
  3. Not sure.

Could somebody enlighten me? I’m familiar with the American form of “MILF”, but if “the MILFs demands can never be met”, I’m just wondering what’s going on here…

Ryan Parman

is an engineering manager with over 20 years of experience across software development, site reliability engineering, and security. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, defined much of the CI/CD and SRE disciplines at McGraw-Hill Education, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at Amazon Web Services in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.