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Eight things you may or may not know about me

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Eight things you may or may not know about me. (This list was inspired by my friend Liz who also wrote such a list.)

  1. My Love Language (from The Book “the 5 Love Languages”) Is “Words of Affirmation”.

  2. I’m The Biggest “calvin And Hobbes” Fan On The Face Of The Entire Planet.

  3. Between My First Girlfriend At 15 And My Marriage At 21 I’d Dated 12.1 People.

  4. I’m Not Easily Impressed, And I’m Frequently Bored/depressed/feel Alone.

  5. Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2:00 am.

  6. I Have A Technically-inclined INFJ (introverted, Intuiting, Feeling, Judging) Personality Type. I’m Also A Textbook Scorpio.

  7. My Most Significant Ex-girlfriend’s Birthday, My Wife’s Birthday, And My Anniversary Are All On The Same Date.

  8. I’m Pretty Well-balanced Between The Creative And The Technical.

Ryan Parman

is an engineering manager with over 20 years of experience across software development, site reliability engineering, and security. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, defined much of the CI/CD and SRE disciplines at McGraw-Hill Education, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at Amazon Web Services in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.