POSTS FOR 2005

Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil

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My best friend sent this to me last night. I thought it was hilarious, so I just had to share. No offense, ladies.

Mathematical proof that girls are evil.

Ryan Parman

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of and , patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at , and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.