POSTS FOR 2003

Snoop Dogg Shizzolator

For Funsies124 words1 minutes to read

After reading a post over at Eric Meyer’s site about the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator, I figured I had to try it out.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen something as funny as this on the internet (besides Ebaum’s Epilepsy Test. I thought it was so funny, that I saved a “Shizzolated” copy of my article “Play By The Rules”.

Here’s a snippet:

Yo’ a** don’t throw a baseball down da field fo’ a 50-yard touchdown n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t kick a basketball past a goalie score a point n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t drive da wrong way in a Nascar race n’ sh**. If yo’ a** wants to create web pages, yo’ a** need follow da rules, know what I’m sayin’?

Ryan Parman

Ryan Parman is an experienced software engineer, open source evangelist, and passionate user advocate currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of and , and worked on DevOps and Security at . He is now bringing learning into the digital age as an Engineering Lead and Site Reliability Engineer at . Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than .