POSTS FOR 2003

Snoop Dogg Shizzolator

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After reading a post over at Eric Meyer’s site about the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator, I figured I had to try it out.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen something as funny as this on the internet (besides Ebaum’s Epilepsy Test. I thought it was so funny, that I saved a “Shizzolated” copy of my article “Play By The Rules”.

Here’s a snippet:

Yo’ a** don’t throw a baseball down da field fo’ a 50-yard touchdown n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t kick a basketball past a goalie score a point n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t drive da wrong way in a Nascar race n’ sh**. If yo’ a** wants to create web pages, yo’ a** need follow da rules, know what I’m sayin’?

Ryan Parman

Ryan Parman is an experienced Software/DevOps/Security engineer, currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of and , patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at , and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at AWS in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.