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Snoop Dogg Shizzolator

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After reading a post over at Eric Meyer’s site about the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator, I figured I had to try it out.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen something as funny as this on the internet (besides Ebaum’s Epilepsy Test. I thought it was so funny, that I saved a “Shizzolated” copy of my article “Play By The Rules”.

Here’s a snippet:

Yo’ a** don’t throw a baseball down da field fo’ a 50-yard touchdown n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t kick a basketball past a goalie score a point n’ sh**. Yo’ a** don’t drive da wrong way in a Nascar race n’ sh**. If yo’ a** wants to create web pages, yo’ a** need follow da rules, know what I’m sayin’?

Ryan Parman

is an engineering manager with over 20 years of experience across software development, site reliability engineering, and security. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, defined much of the CI/CD and SRE disciplines at McGraw-Hill Education, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at Amazon Web Services in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.