Psychos Need Not Apply

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I want everyone to do me a favor. If you’re going to add me to your buddy lists and contact me completely out of the blue while I’m at work, that’s perfectly fine. Just don’t be a psycho asking me super-personal questions.

If you want to ask me questions about code, scripts, the web, etc., that’s fine. If you just want to randomly chat about nothing, I’d suggest getting an AOL account. If you start (or continue) to ask me questions like where exactly I live, or what my phone number is, you’re only going to piss me off. Don’t do it.

If you’re a fellow weblogger, or have something worthwhile and intelligent to say, I’m totally cool with that. I’m a nice guy, really. Several complete strangers have contacted me via IM about code, or the web, or Multiple IE’s, and I’ve had enjoyable experiences talking to them. I just don’t like people who act psycho or won’t leave me alone. Got it?!

I’m done.

Ryan Parman

Ryan Parman is an experienced software engineer, open source evangelist, and passionate user advocate currently living in Seattle. He is the creator of and , and worked on DevOps and Security at . He is now bringing learning into the digital age as an Engineering Lead and Site Reliability Engineer at . Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than .