POSTS FOR 2003

Britney Is So Freaking Hot!

Interesting People56 words1 minutes to read

I’m having a very difficult time comprehending how one single person could possibly be so hot! Now, I don’t know much about her personally. I don’t know if she got breast implants, I don’t know if she’s cool, stupid, or stuck-up, but that’s not what I’m talking about anyways. I’m talking purely visual, nothing else.

Britney's Lips

Yummy.

Ryan Parman

is an engineering manager with over 20 years of experience across software development, site reliability engineering, and security. He is the creator of SimplePie and AWS SDK for PHP, patented multifactor-authentication-as-a-service at WePay, defined much of the CI/CD and SRE disciplines at McGraw-Hill Education, and came up with the idea of “serverless, event-driven, responsive functions in the cloud” while at Amazon Web Services in 2010. Ryan's aptly-named blog, , is where he writes about ideas longer than . Ambivert. Curious. Not a coffee drinker.