There are two kinds of people who live in this world: Decent human beings, and horrible jackasses. I've learned that the jackasses mostly live on the Internet.

Guidelines for contacting me

1. Don't be a jackass.
2. No, seriously — don't be a jackass.
3. Recruiter? I'm not currently looking, and no, I don't know anyone else who can fill that “awesome role at a hot startup in SF.” I don't respond to cattle-calls, so get to know my résumé first. If you want me to administrate Oracle Portal or write .NET code, I'm going to punch you in the throat.
4. Don't email me directly about SimplePie or CloudFusion. We have mailing lists and Github for that.
5. Anyone else, feel free to drop me a line. I really am a friendly person. :)