Ryan Parman

Technologist and Entrepreneur

Founder and visionary behind SimplePie and CloudFusion, co-founder of WarpShare, and member of the RSS Advisory Board. Recognized leader in syndication and cloud computing software, open source evangelist, and passionate usability advocate.

Guidelines for writing to me

Because of the wide variety of psychos, sociopaths, and rude, demanding people on the internet these days, I've been forced to put together a few guidelines for contacting me.

1. Don't be a jackass.
2. Recruiter? Get to know my résumé first. If you want me to administrate Oracle Portal or write .NET code, I'm going to punch you in the throat. I'm not relocating from Silicon Valley, and SF is too far to commute.
3. Don't email me directly about SimplePie or Tarzan/CloudFusion. We have mailing lists for that.
4. I don't have any of the old Skyzyx.com scripts anymore. I don't remember them, I don't use them, and I'm not going to provide support for them. Not even if you ask really nicely. Sorry.
5. Anyone else, feel free to drop me a line. I really am a friendly person. :)

I know how to read, and I comprehend the guidelines above.

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